Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Wayne Rooney's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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September 2012
Tuesday 18 September 12
Cor blimey what next! Former sex escort Jenny Thompson, who famously enjoyed a sexual liaison with me, has revealed she is pregnant. But it is c...
Monday 17 September 12
I've given myself a chance of being fit for Manchester United's match at Liverpool in a week. I look certain to be available for England's World Cu...
Sunday 16 September 12
Man Utd 4 Wigan 0 My Man United recovered from seeing Javier Hernandez have a controversial fifth-minute penalty saved by Wigan goalkeeper Ali Al-H...
Saturday 15 September 12
Sam Wallace in the Independent wrote: * Wayne Rooney has enjoyed - and endured - vastly differing form with England since exploding on to t...
Friday 14 September 12
Roy Hodgson's has said: Wayne Rooney will step straight back into the England side when he has recovered from his gashed thigh. The sooner he c...
Thursday 13 September 12
I got my first bonus when I was just 16, and that too from none other than Paul Gascoigne! When I was a youth team player at Everton I used to see...
Wednesday 12 September 12
Bit of bad luck for the England lads against Ukraine last night eh? Substitute Danny Welbeck - who made an impressive impact after coming on - saw...
Tuesday 11 September 12
Bernhard Carl "Bert" Trautmann, OBE (born 22 October 1923) is a German former professional footballer who played for Manchester City from 1949 to 1964...
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Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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