Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Wayne Rooney's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012


Tuesday 18 September 1212

Cor blimey what next! Former sex escort Jenny Thompson, who famously enjoyed a sexual liaison with me, has revealed she is pregnant. But it is c...

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Monday 17 September 1212

I've given myself a chance of being fit for Manchester United's match at Liverpool in a week. I look certain to be available for England's World Cu...

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Sunday 16 September 1212

Man Utd 4 Wigan 0 My Man United recovered from seeing Javier Hernandez have a controversial fifth-minute penalty saved by Wigan goalkeeper Ali Al-H...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

Sam Wallace in the Independent wrote: * Wayne Rooney has enjoyed - and endured - vastly differing form with England since exploding on to t...

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Friday 14 September 1212

Roy Hodgson's has said: Wayne Rooney will step straight back into the England side when he has recovered from his gashed thigh. The sooner he c...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

I got my first bonus when I was just 16, and that too from none other than Paul Gascoigne! When I was a youth team player at Everton I used to see...

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

Bit of bad luck for the England lads against Ukraine last night eh? Substitute Danny Welbeck - who made an impressive impact after coming on - saw...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

Bernhard Carl "Bert" Trautmann, OBE (born 22 October 1923) is a German former professional footballer who played for Manchester City from 1949 to 1964...

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