Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Wayne Rooney's diary, as written by 'Nae mair crap'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
Useless fooking' twats! Hopeless bunch on no hopers the lot of them. Win the World Cup bid, they have more chance of winnig the damn Cup and that's no...
Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bagA bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde
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