Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Saturday 01 September 1212

The Sun says: "Rooney could be on his way out of Old Trafford "unless he bucks up" - but United would want £50/56 million for him, and that mea...

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August 2012


Thursday 30 August 1212

Thanks for all the messages of support. Gutted to be out for a while but my leg will be ok which is the main thing pic.twitter.com/98yTtndc Great G...

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Thursday 30 August 1212

The Daily Mirror claims: "Handover? - Rooney must sharpen up or van Persie could be his replacement not his partner. John Peters. Wayne Rooney's st...

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Wednesday 29 August 1212

Roy Hodgson will name the England squad without me on Thursday after I picked up the injury, a horrifically-gashed thigh, suffered against Fulham the...

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Tuesday 28 August 1212

Any hopes of a quick comeback from the nasty wound I suffered during Manchester United's 3-2 win over Fulham on Saturday look certain to be dashed.

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Monday 27 August 1212

A Liverpool Fan Defends Rooney... We never thought we'd see a Liverpool fan defending Wayne Rooney, but the mailbox contains a missive that does just...

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Sunday 26 August 1212

The prospect of watching Wayne Rooney play with Robin van Persie is as exciting as anything Manchester United fans have anticipated since the departur...

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Sunday 26 August 1212

Man United 3 Fulham 2 Good for the team to pick up three points after the debacle of losing to Everton on monday, but the gaffer left me on the ben...

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