Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Saturday 01 September 12
The Sun says: "Rooney could be on his way out of Old Trafford "unless he bucks up" - but United would want £50/56 million for him, and that mea...
August 2012
Thursday 30 August 12
Thanks for all the messages of support. Gutted to be out for a while but my leg will be ok which is the main thing pic.twitter.com/98yTtndc Great G...
Thursday 30 August 12
The Daily Mirror claims: "Handover? - Rooney must sharpen up or van Persie could be his replacement not his partner. John Peters. Wayne Rooney's st...
Wednesday 29 August 12
Roy Hodgson will name the England squad without me on Thursday after I picked up the injury, a horrifically-gashed thigh, suffered against Fulham the...
Tuesday 28 August 12
Any hopes of a quick comeback from the nasty wound I suffered during Manchester United's 3-2 win over Fulham on Saturday look certain to be dashed.
Monday 27 August 12
A Liverpool Fan Defends Rooney... We never thought we'd see a Liverpool fan defending Wayne Rooney, but the mailbox contains a missive that does just...
Sunday 26 August 12
The prospect of watching Wayne Rooney play with Robin van Persie is as exciting as anything Manchester United fans have anticipated since the departur...
Sunday 26 August 12
Man United 3 Fulham 2 Good for the team to pick up three points after the debacle of losing to Everton on monday, but the gaffer left me on the ben...
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Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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