Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Sunday 09 September 12
I'm so glad the England new boys did so well against Moldova... no really. I'm not jealous at all, or worried about getting my place back in the te...
Saturday 08 September 12
Moldova assistant manager Ion Testemitanu believes that me not being in the team like, will give his mob a chance against England last night. Match...
Friday 07 September 12
Sir Bobby Charlton believes I will need to reach the heights of my promised world-class status for England to stand any chance in Brazil at the 2014 W...
Thursday 06 September 12
I see Sir Bobby Charlton mentioned me in the press when he was talking about England's chances. It is up to the England manager to find a way of br...
Wednesday 05 September 12
The boss Alex Ferguson has cleared the air by saying in the press: Sir Alex Ferguson believes Wayne Rooney and Robin Van Persie will soon flourish...
Tuesday 04 September 12
Saw this headline in a blog from Nottingham OAP Bartholomew Utterswaithe the other day: Wayne Rooney and Robin Van Persie, a dream match made in he...
Monday 03 September 12
BBC Report header: Robin van Persie's stoppage-time header completed a memorable hat-trick to rescue Manchester United a victory over Southampton i...
Sunday 02 September 12
I got carried away by my support for British tennis player Laura Robson on Friday, by tweeting a good luck message to "Laura Robinson." "Laura Robi...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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