Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Sunday 16 September 12
Man Utd 4 Wigan 0 My Man United recovered from seeing Javier Hernandez have a controversial fifth-minute penalty saved by Wigan goalkeeper Ali Al-H...
Saturday 15 September 12
Sam Wallace in the Independent wrote: * Wayne Rooney has enjoyed - and endured - vastly differing form with England since exploding on to t...
Friday 14 September 12
I don't normally read the front half of newspapers, I turn straight to the sport at the back. But this week I was alerted to two interesting storie...
Friday 14 September 12
Roy Hodgson's has said: Wayne Rooney will step straight back into the England side when he has recovered from his gashed thigh. The sooner he c...
Thursday 13 September 12
I got my first bonus when I was just 16, and that too from none other than Paul Gascoigne! When I was a youth team player at Everton I used to see...
Wednesday 12 September 12
Bit of bad luck for the England lads against Ukraine last night eh? Substitute Danny Welbeck - who made an impressive impact after coming on - saw...
Tuesday 11 September 12
Bernhard Carl "Bert" Trautmann, OBE (born 22 October 1923) is a German former professional footballer who played for Manchester City from 1949 to 1964...
Monday 10 September 12
I'm writing me biography you know. Well it'll get a few more hundred grand roass to the £38m I'm worth at the moment. When I say I'm writing it…...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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