Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Wayne Rooney's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2012

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August 2012


Thursday 23 August 12

I'm getting lots of stick on twitter - nothing new there really. First it used to be about shagging a granny prostitute. Then it was the high class...

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Wednesday 22 August 12

Everton 1 Manchester United 0 So forget the Olympics and euro 2012 - the Premier League is back! I was hoping for a better start to our first game...

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Friday 10 August 12

Can't believe the pre-season has started already. I wanted to loaf at home on the sofa watching the Olympics... Instead I'm in Gothenburg playing f...

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Friday 03 August 12

Liam Gallagher told the NME - and anyone else who would listen... 'Wayne Rooney looks like a fucking balloon with Weetabix crushed on top' Its alwa...

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July 2012


Sunday 29 July 12

The prospect of me playing upfront with Robin Van Persie next season would give United a great chance of winning the title back from City. There's not...

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Sunday 29 July 12

Blimey, Britain has a team of women playing football in the Olympics. Yeah I know, FOOTBALL.. I had to write it twice just to register it myself... T...

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Friday 20 July 12

Stuart Pearce wanted me to play in the 'Team GB' football squad for the Olympics, but I said 'naaaaaaaaaaaaa mate - not likely'. For a start - he w...

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Wednesday 18 July 12

My brother Graham has been fined £650 costs for drink drinking, got a two year suspended sentence and ordered to do 150 community service. Honestly...

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