Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Wayne Rooney's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.
Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2012
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August 2012
Thursday 23 August 12
I'm getting lots of stick on twitter - nothing new there really. First it used to be about shagging a granny prostitute. Then it was the high class...
Wednesday 22 August 12
Everton 1 Manchester United 0 So forget the Olympics and euro 2012 - the Premier League is back! I was hoping for a better start to our first game...
Friday 10 August 12
Can't believe the pre-season has started already. I wanted to loaf at home on the sofa watching the Olympics... Instead I'm in Gothenburg playing f...
Friday 03 August 12
Liam Gallagher told the NME - and anyone else who would listen... 'Wayne Rooney looks like a fucking balloon with Weetabix crushed on top' Its alwa...
July 2012
Sunday 29 July 12
The prospect of me playing upfront with Robin Van Persie next season would give United a great chance of winning the title back from City. There's not...
Sunday 29 July 12
Blimey, Britain has a team of women playing football in the Olympics. Yeah I know, FOOTBALL.. I had to write it twice just to register it myself... T...
Friday 20 July 12
Stuart Pearce wanted me to play in the 'Team GB' football squad for the Olympics, but I said 'naaaaaaaaaaaaa mate - not likely'. For a start - he w...
Wednesday 18 July 12
My brother Graham has been fined £650 costs for drink drinking, got a two year suspended sentence and ordered to do 150 community service. Honestly...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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