Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Rating 
Share/Bookmark

Thursday, 13 September 2012

I got my first bonus when I was just 16, and that too from none other than Paul Gascoigne!

When I was a youth team player at Everton I used to see Paul Gascoigne all the time, I loved watching him around the training ground. He was loud, always up to something.

I was 16, sitting in the dressing room before a youth team game. Gazza came in. Alright lads, he goes Any of you lot going out tonight?

Everyone looked at one -another. Everyone was thinking the same thing: What's he up to?

In the end, I had to say something. 'Yeah, I am.'

Gazza got out his wallet and handed me two £20 notes.

He said, Here you go pal. Have a nice night on me.

I looked down at the money.
None of the other lads could believe it - I'd just got a pay bonus off one of the greatest English midfielders ever.

A ...

  Next Page »   



Print this

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 4 plus 5?

6 9 19 11

Go to top