Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Saw this headline in a blog from Nottingham OAP Bartholomew Utterswaithe the other day:

Wayne Rooney and Robin Van Persie, a dream match made in heaven - financed by the bank and investors!

So what? What is the old git on about?

I bet in his day the top wage was £20, and it cost him about 2/6d to get in a match?

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