Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 26 August 2012

Man United 3 Fulham 2

Good for the team to pick up three points after the debacle of losing to Everton on monday, but the gaffer left me on the bench at the start of the match and started with van Persie. I thought we were going to play up front together?

When I did get brought on (in the 68th minute) I was injured in stoppage time and will now be out for four weeks.
Luckily I'll still get my wages - approximately £1 million for sitting on my arse. Hey ho.




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