We 'ammered Bolton on Saturday.
Scholes, Welbeck, and Carrick, got the goals, but I laid on a through pass for one of 'em.
I'd have scored too, but Bolton's shit-faced, Nazi lovin',lanky, puff nob-hugger of a Hungarian goalkeeper Bogdan, saved me 23rd minute penalty, the turd!
I had the last laugh when I told me I get paid £26,000 a day. more than he does a week!
Ha ha ha.. ha...
Where's me tablets?