Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary


Friday, 28 January 2011

Weeeeeeeeee.Helloooooooooooooooooooo. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. FARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT.

Oh sorry. Just trying out the tube thingy from from the toilet roll to see what noises I can make from it like. Coleen left it there for me like.

Well its a really, really, exciting day today, like. I'm having my IQ tested, whatever that is. I imig . . . .imagan . . . inmagirin . . . imag er think this might mean I have to wee in a bottle for the doctor. Hoorraayyy. I'm getting my willy out, I'm getting my willy out, I'm getting my willy out like. I bet the doctor will be pleased.

I was counting my money what I get for football yesterday. I never knewed I got money and not Smarties like wot I asked for. Colleen told me that a man in the newspaper said I get enuf money each week to pay 10 nurses FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. Can you imagine that, like. 10 nurses have ...

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