Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
So Fergie has written a book since he retired four months ago, and in it he says I'm a bit slow on the uptake. Then, he admits that I told him to s...
So I scored the opening goal in both vital world cup qualifying games v Montenegro and Poland at Wembley and we qualified for the World Cup in Brazil.
I wish the new gaffer David Moyes would hurry up and sell me. To Chelsea preferably. I've heard the prostitutes in London are more expensive, but a...
Champions League Round of 16 - Manchester United 1 Real Madrid 2 Madrid win 3-2 on aggregate. Its about Fergie retired. The old boys nearly 100, a...
Obama Calls Secret Service On Sheet-Clad Trick-or-TreatersObama, not aware of its being Halloween, called the Secret Service on some sheet-clad ghost trick-or-treaters. "I was afraid they were going to burn a cross on the lawn," spoke a terrorized Obama.
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