Wayne Rooney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Wayne Rooney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Wayne Rooney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2013


Wednesday 23 October 1313

So Fergie has written a book since he retired four months ago, and in it he says I'm a bit slow on the uptake. Then, he admits that I told him to s...

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Sunday 20 October 1313

So I scored the opening goal in both vital world cup qualifying games v Montenegro and Poland at Wembley and we qualified for the World Cup in Brazil.

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July 2013


Friday 26 July 1313

I wish the new gaffer David Moyes would hurry up and sell me. To Chelsea preferably. I've heard the prostitutes in London are more expensive, but a...

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March 2013


Wednesday 06 March 1313

Champions League Round of 16 - Manchester United 1 Real Madrid 2 Madrid win 3-2 on aggregate. Its about Fergie retired. The old boys nearly 100, a...

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