Victoria Beckham - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Victoria Beckham. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Victoria Beckham would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2012 | 2011
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July 2011
Monday 11 July 11
Oh, it's so nice to be home. Back in me luxury apartment, putting me feet up while the nanny does her job. I expect it must be the same for any new mu...
Friday 08 July 11
I knew I should have had my baby last week. With all the news about Rebekah Brooks and the news of the world I'll hardly get a look in. I think I'll p...
Wednesday 06 July 11
Dear Diary, I am fed up of people making fun of my David's voice. Some people are even suggesting he's gay. Just because he likes wearing pink silk...
Wednesday 06 July 11
I must help Brookline with his maths homework Dumb dumb de dumb Dumb dumb de dumb Dumb dumb de dumb Dumb dumb de dumb Ok, that's the tu...
Saturday 02 July 11
Went shopping today. Found a lovely dress in Asda's. It was only £20 so I took it to a designer mate of mine in London. She made an exact copy for £20...
June 2011
Monday 27 June 11
I must have a word with Brooklyn's science teacher. She told him that diamonds was made out of coal; everyone knows that diamonds are made out of carr...
Sunday 26 June 11
Just got back from Playboy shoot. Cheeky buggers wanted me to get me kit off. I'm sure the man on the phone said would I mind if he took some NEW pict...
Sunday 26 June 11
Nurse cumin round at 2 o'clock to take the bandages off me feet. Making baby food is so dangerous. Why do you have to stand for so long in hot water?...
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