Victoria Beckham - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 21 November 2012

David has decided he will not be playing for LA Galaxy anymore.

This is a shame because I love living in Los Angelas and swanning around spending Dave's money in the malls and having pedicures and things like that.

David hasn't told me where we are going next, I have heard a football team in Australia want him. That would be terrible, Australia is upside down and I have heard there are no shops in Australia, well apart from the ones on Neighbors.

Paris or Milan would better so I can 'carry on shopping' and they definitely have football teams - I asked Brooklyn.

Print this

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 2 multiplied by 5?

1 10 21 18
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top