Oh, it's so nice to be home. Back in me luxury apartment, putting me feet up while the nanny does her job. I expect it must be the same for any new mum.
That's it, I told the doctor. No more kids for me, you can take the zip out now.
Finding a name wasn't easy. I wanted to call her after my favourite shop and David wanted to name her after his all time Hollywood hero.
I have to say that Harpers Bizarre Seven of Nine didn't sound that good. In the end David put his thinking cap on and decided to shorten it.
He's so clever my David