Dear Diary, I am fed up of people making fun of my David's voice. Some people are even suggesting he's gay. Just because he likes wearing pink silk pj.s and pink sweaters, doesn't mean nothing.
Sure he sticks our his pinky when drinking his tea but that's coz he broke it playing football and it won't bend now.
Yes he likes to knit and has made the boys some lovely jumpers but he won't knit in public in case those swines make fun of him.
His favourite author is Danielle Steel, but so what?
These things don't make him gay. Mind you...some of his best male friends are gay but I don't believe David IS