Tony Blair - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tony Blair. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tony Blair would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 1212

I have taken out a £4.2million loan secured against my family home from the US bank JP Morgan, who I am an advisor for. They pay me £2.5million a y...

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Monday 17 September 1212

When I was prime minister, Lord Mandelson said New Labour was "intensely relaxed" about people becoming "filthy rich". Now, Labour leader Ed Miliba...

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Sunday 16 September 1212

I found this on the internet yesterday: Afghanistan President Nursultan Nazarbayev, has found one important Western cheerleader. Last year, form...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

When New Labour came to power in 1997, my government appointed Lord Justice Stuart-Smith to head a new judicial scrutiny into the Hillsborough disaste...

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Friday 14 September 1212

The Guardian political blog had another go at me I see: Tony Blair gives his enemies the slip again - The ex-PM leads a double life as tanned deal-...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

I just could make a dramatic return to front-line politics by taking one of the top European Union jobs One EU diplomat, speaking to PublicServiceE...

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

The Scottish Herald printed this: Margo MacDonald deserves great praise and support for her motion calling on the Scottish Government to introduce...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

I'm going to annoy you all now: I made $1+ million in less than three hours by brokering late night talks between billionaire businessmen trying to...

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