Guess whose back. Guess whose back, guess whose back, guess back, back in town.
Yes it is I, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, at the request of the god forsaken New Labour Party who have gone backward since I stepped down to let Gordon 'one-eye' Brown take my job as Prime Minister.
The Milliband chap needs my help and advice to get electable. Lets face it, making him electable will be the toughest challenge I have faced in years, because If I can't remember his first name, how the hell can the voters?