Sunday July 1, 2012
Dear diary, I've been praying to God again and he e-mailed me next year I'm going to be the next Australian Prime Minister.
Monday July 2, 2012
Dear diary, bloody Malcolm Turnbull has been hacking my e-mail account God didn't send me an e-mail, but God did send me a Fax and I'm still going to be the next Australian Prime Minister
Tuesday July 3, 2012
Dear diary, when I'm, the next Australian Prime Minister I'm going to set up a government department called 'Refugee Boat Trips' the idea is to charge each refugee $15,000 each to come to Australia
Wednesday July 4, 2012
This way we bypass the people smugglers and make the profit for Australia, pure genius
Thursday July 5, 2012
For any refugees that can't pay the $15,000, the department of ...