Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.
Dear Diary - It looks like this divorce thing isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Yes, it hurts like hell; kinda like having Wynonna Judd or Ki...
Dear Diary, I am shocked that so many people truly believe that the reason why Katie (Holmes) is divorcing me is because I am shorter than her. Tha...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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