Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Rula Nation'.


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March 2009


Wednesday 18 March 099

Dear Super-Diary, I AM better than anyone else. I smell better. I dance better. I eat more adeptly. I can watch TV with half an eye open. So...

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