Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Steddyeddy'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2008

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November 2008


Monday 24 November 088

Well, Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat, so please put some platform shoes in little Tommies hat. Got up in great form today. We do...

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September 2008


Saturday 06 September 088

8.00 Straight out of bed today for a busy day. Pastor Gonzo from the Planet Zog is visiting to give us an update on how things are going for L Ron now...

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August 2008


Tuesday 19 August 088

9am - Returned this morning from Alpha Zot Nine in the Nong Galaxy. Had been to a meeting with L Ron's brother. 10am - Had to get the DIY box out f...

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