Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'sexywitchgirl'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
Sure Scientology is really bogus, but if I pretend to belive in this crap, then I will be able to use their get rich quick scheme... I mean that's...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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