Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Ben Macnair'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2008 | 2007

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April 2008

Wednesday 09 April 088

Sofa's sofas, sofas,...

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Sunday 06 April 088

This audition I went for was a total bust........

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Saturday 05 April 088

I had an audition today.

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March 2008

Wednesday 26 March 088

I was asked to appear in the new Three Men and a Little Lady film, but I turned it down. I am too busy remaking my old film 'Eyes Wide Shut near a...

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Saturday 22 March 088

Sod this Fungasist crap for a game of Soldiers,...

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Wednesday 19 March 088

Dear Diary, After a long discussion with her indoors, I have decided to become a Fungusist. It is for people who place Fungus the Bogeyman...

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January 2008

Saturday 26 January 088

You know, books should really be banned. They only allow the non Scientologist Proletariat things to think about, and free speech and free thought is...

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Thursday 03 January 088

New Year's Resolutions...

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Jar Jar Binks to be in New Star Wars The Force Awakens

Luke wasn't the only hero hidden from the trailer. JJ Abrams confirms Jar Jar was left out also. Rumors surfaced that Jar Jar will be cloned millions of times in what will be the 2nd Clone Wars.
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