Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'robotsausage'.
Currently showing entries from: 2007
Today i achieved my ultimate goal of reaching a top shelf magazine ..well i used a pile that i knocked off trying to reach it so i stood on the erm..
Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New MonikerWashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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