Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Theresa'.
Currently showing entries from: 2006
Dear Diary, My popularity quotient (what's a quotient?) is going down. Someone, quick! Give me an antidepressant! Oh my gosh! What did I ju...
Dear Diary, The reason I am not showing pictures of my daughter is because she is so ugly... She looks just like me.
Dear Diary, I am thinking of becoming a priest and taking a vow of silence. That way I will keep my mouth shut and not keep sticking my foot in...
Diary, The world knows so little about me. So very little. They do not know that I was born with no hair or teeth, and that I was uglier than a...
I love myself, I think I'm grand. I go to the movies just to watch myself. I wrap my arms around my waist, if I get fresh, that's all right, b...
Hi Diary, I know you are my diary and, next to my dear, beloved, and cherished self, you are my closest friend (Don't tell Kate).
Dear Diary, I have yet to see my newborn baby girl. I have hidden so well, I can't even find her myself. Katy is beside herself, and angry...
Dear Diary, Katy is having the sofa reupholstered and I am having a bad case of withdrawal. I don't know how I 'm going to make it til...
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