Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Theresa'.

Show all of Tom Cruise's diary.

Currently showing entries from: 2006

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October 2006

Sunday 08 October 066

Dear Diary, My popularity quotient (what's a quotient?) is going down. Someone, quick! Give me an antidepressant! Oh my gosh! What did I ju...

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August 2006

Tuesday 29 August 066

Dear Diary, The reason I am not showing pictures of my daughter is because she is so ugly... She looks just like me.

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Tuesday 29 August 066

Dear Diary, I am thinking of becoming a priest and taking a vow of silence. That way I will keep my mouth shut and not keep sticking my foot in...

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Saturday 05 August 066

Diary, The world knows so little about me. So very little. They do not know that I was born with no hair or teeth, and that I was uglier than a...

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Saturday 05 August 066

I love myself, I think I'm grand. I go to the movies just to watch myself. I wrap my arms around my waist, if I get fresh, that's all right, b...

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Friday 04 August 066

Hi Diary, I know you are my diary and, next to my dear, beloved, and cherished self, you are my closest friend (Don't tell Kate).

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July 2006

Saturday 29 July 066

Dear Diary, I have yet to see my newborn baby girl. I have hidden so well, I can't even find her myself. Katy is beside herself, and angry...

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February 2006

Friday 24 February 066

Dear Diary, Katy is having the sofa reupholstered and I am having a bad case of withdrawal. I don't know how I 'm going to make it til...

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