Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Jalapenoman'.


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August 2009


Sunday 16 August 099

I borrowed a gerbil from my buddy Richard Gere today (though I don't think he wants it back). This is going to be really fun tonight. I'm gonna ge...

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