Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Elgar Spline'.


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July 2005


Friday 15 July 055

Thursday, July 14 Dear Diary,...

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