Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Sturgill'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Today's To do list: * Make offering to Starbot 649 for giving me a career * Go workout * Start writing movie about Starbot 649's creation of mank...
Today's to do list: * I need to get up and work out * I need to Thank Starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes * I need to see about that da...
Irritable General Colon Bowel Syndrome flare-up among Israel-Hezbollah might be overColonic Irrigation Regiment sent in to flush out anyone crapping on tentative piss talks
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