Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Sturgill'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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July 2009


Saturday 11 July 099

Today's To do list: * Make offering to Starbot 649 for giving me a career * Go workout * Start writing movie about Starbot 649's creation of mank...

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Thursday 02 July 099

Today's to do list: * I need to get up and work out * I need to Thank Starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes * I need to see about that da...

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