Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'Sturgill'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Today's To do list: * Make offering to Starbot 649 for giving me a career * Go workout * Start writing movie about Starbot 649's creation of mank...
Today's to do list: * I need to get up and work out * I need to Thank Starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes * I need to see about that da...
North Korea's Internet Loss Traced to Black SiteNK's Web blackout attributed to deft CIA work at offshore installation. An incensed Sen D. Feinstein tried to dispatch AttyGen Holder to ferret it out,but Holder was outofpocket at Susan Rice's site.
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