Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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June 2013


Wednesday 05 June 1313

Dear Diary - I can't believe how lonely I am since Katie Holmes divorced me. I asked her to give me another chance but she told me that the magic numb...

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May 2013


Tuesday 14 May 1313

Dear Diary - I miss Katie Holmes more than I ever imagined. I miss the way she looked at me with those puppy eyes and always asked me if she could get...

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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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