Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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July 2012
Monday 16 July 12
So glad we got the divorce settlement agreed quickly, us argueing wouldn't be good for Suri. Have to say though katie was very aggressive in the n...
Monday 09 July 12
Through our legal teams, Katie and myself have reached an settlement over our divorce. I will pay her an undisclosed amount to pay for the upkeep...
Saturday 07 July 12
Talk about the curse of Rock of Ages. Starring me, with support from Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin and Catherine Zeta Jones. Katie files for divo...
Friday 06 July 12
Coincidence. My three wives Katie Holmes , Mimi whatsername (it was a long time ago) and Nicole Ritchie were all 33 when they divorced or separated...
Friday 06 July 12
Dear Diary, I am shocked that so many people truly believe that the reason why Katie (Holmes) is divorcing me is because I am shorter than her. Tha...
Wednesday 04 July 12
Yesterday was my 50th birthday, and had a big 'lads night out' with Simon Cowell, Russell Brand, John Travolta and Anderson Cooper. The wife Katie...
Tuesday 03 July 12
So today was my 50th birthday, but Katie filed for divorce on friday so it was a bit awkward. I see what she did, she had no idea what to get me f...
June 2012
Saturday 30 June 12
Katie Holmes aka wife number three has instructed her attorney to file for divorce from me, Mr Tom Cruise. This is deeply sad news. I thought we we...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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