Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2008


Saturday 05 April 08

I had an audition today.

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March 2008


Wednesday 26 March 08

I was asked to appear in the new Three Men and a Little Lady film, but I turned it down. I am too busy remaking my old film 'Eyes Wide Shut near a...

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Saturday 22 March 08

Sod this Fungasist crap for a game of Soldiers,...

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Wednesday 19 March 08

Dear Diary, After a long discussion with her indoors, I have decided to become a Fungusist. It is for people who place Fungus the Bogeyman...

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January 2008


Sunday 27 January 08

Sure Scientology is really bogus, but if I pretend to belive in this crap, then I will be able to use their get rich quick scheme... I mean that's...

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Saturday 26 January 08

You know, books should really be banned. They only allow the non Scientologist Proletariat things to think about, and free speech and free thought is...

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Thursday 03 January 08

New Year's Resolutions...

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Why do you hear the extremely irritating buzzing sound when a mosquito gets too close? Well, their wings flap up to 600 times per second, but they are also asking you whether they can feed on you.

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