Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
HOW DARE THEY! Can you believe that the CIA actually had the gall to say that I am not qualified to combat threats to the nation's security! I hav...
I've been thinking of naming the kid "Mapother". Seriously. Why on Earth did I ever change MY name? Also, the neighbors are angry again.
I got a great new script for a movie today. I get to play a cocky guy who loses his confidence when tragedy strikes, only to gain it back again at my...
I think I lost my medical license today. No, I don't mean that I think it has been revoked, I mean that I couldn't find it. I was quite confus...
Dear Diary, Katy is having the sofa reupholstered and I am having a bad case of withdrawal. I don't know how I 'm going to make it til...
Dear Diary, It has happened. I don't know how, but it has happened... Katy... is... pregnant.
Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. IraqBill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."
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