Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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July 2012

Monday 09 July 1212

Through our legal teams, Katie and myself have reached an settlement over our divorce. I will pay her an undisclosed amount to pay for the upkeep...

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Saturday 07 July 1212

Talk about the curse of Rock of Ages. Starring me, with support from Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin and Catherine Zeta Jones. Katie files for divo...

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Friday 06 July 1212

Coincidence. My three wives Katie Holmes , Mimi whatsername (it was a long time ago) and Nicole Ritchie were all 33 when they divorced or separated...

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Wednesday 04 July 1212

Yesterday was my 50th birthday, and had a big 'lads night out' with Simon Cowell, Russell Brand, John Travolta and Anderson Cooper. The wife Katie...

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Tuesday 03 July 1212

So today was my 50th birthday, but Katie filed for divorce on friday so it was a bit awkward. I see what she did, she had no idea what to get me f...

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June 2012

Saturday 30 June 1212

Katie Holmes aka wife number three has instructed her attorney to file for divorce from me, Mr Tom Cruise. This is deeply sad news. I thought we we...

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May 2012

Friday 25 May 1212

My agent has asked me do I want to be in a film about the British phone-hacking scandal. I would play a character called Andy Coluson, a PR officer fo...

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Tuesday 22 May 1212

At a charity auction to raise money for HAITI, my movie buddy Sean Penn told all the women in the room to withhold sex from the men sitting next to th...

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