Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Tom Cruise's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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July 2012
Monday 09 July 12
Through our legal teams, Katie and myself have reached an settlement over our divorce. I will pay her an undisclosed amount to pay for the upkeep...
Saturday 07 July 12
Talk about the curse of Rock of Ages. Starring me, with support from Russell Brand, Alec Baldwin and Catherine Zeta Jones. Katie files for divo...
Friday 06 July 12
Coincidence. My three wives Katie Holmes , Mimi whatsername (it was a long time ago) and Nicole Ritchie were all 33 when they divorced or separated...
Wednesday 04 July 12
Yesterday was my 50th birthday, and had a big 'lads night out' with Simon Cowell, Russell Brand, John Travolta and Anderson Cooper. The wife Katie...
Tuesday 03 July 12
So today was my 50th birthday, but Katie filed for divorce on friday so it was a bit awkward. I see what she did, she had no idea what to get me f...
June 2012
Saturday 30 June 12
Katie Holmes aka wife number three has instructed her attorney to file for divorce from me, Mr Tom Cruise. This is deeply sad news. I thought we we...
May 2012
Friday 25 May 12
My agent has asked me do I want to be in a film about the British phone-hacking scandal. I would play a character called Andy Coluson, a PR officer fo...
Tuesday 22 May 12
At a charity auction to raise money for HAITI, my movie buddy Sean Penn told all the women in the room to withhold sex from the men sitting next to th...
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