Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008


Sunday 14 December 08

Dear Diary, This time it isn't working. I promsie her all my money, i give her fame, fortune all i ask for is that she plays happy wife whilst I st...

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November 2008


Monday 24 November 08

Well, Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat, so please put some platform shoes in little Tommies hat. Got up in great form today. We do...

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October 2008


Friday 10 October 08

The newspaper mispelled my name again today. It read, Tom Crude. Well, at least it didn't reveal my real name, Xenu Mapother Dinkeldorf. Thank good...

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September 2008


Saturday 06 September 08

8.00 Straight out of bed today for a busy day. Pastor Gonzo from the Planet Zog is visiting to give us an update on how things are going for L Ron now...

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August 2008


Tuesday 19 August 08

9am - Returned this morning from Alpha Zot Nine in the Nong Galaxy. Had been to a meeting with L Ron's brother. 10am - Had to get the DIY box out f...

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June 2008


Sunday 08 June 08

Dear Diary, HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA, if i can keep on laughing for another five years maybe the gay thoughts will finally go...

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April 2008


Wednesday 09 April 08

Sofa's sofas, sofas,...

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Sunday 06 April 08

This audition I went for was a total bust........

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