Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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October 2006
Sunday 08 October 06
Dear Diary, My popularity quotient (what's a quotient?) is going down. Someone, quick! Give me an antidepressant! Oh my gosh! What did I ju...
August 2006
Tuesday 29 August 06
Dear Diary, The reason I am not showing pictures of my daughter is because she is so ugly... She looks just like me.
Tuesday 29 August 06
Dear Diary, I am thinking of becoming a priest and taking a vow of silence. That way I will keep my mouth shut and not keep sticking my foot in...
Saturday 05 August 06
Diary, The world knows so little about me. So very little. They do not know that I was born with no hair or teeth, and that I was uglier than a...
Saturday 05 August 06
I love myself, I think I'm grand. I go to the movies just to watch myself. I wrap my arms around my waist, if I get fresh, that's all right, b...
Friday 04 August 06
Hi Diary, I know you are my diary and, next to my dear, beloved, and cherished self, you are my closest friend (Don't tell Kate).
July 2006
Saturday 29 July 06
Dear Diary, I have yet to see my newborn baby girl. I have hidden so well, I can't even find her myself. Katy is beside herself, and angry...
May 2006
Saturday 20 May 06
I ran into Travolta at Scientology headquarters this morning. He asked if I would like to have a major role in Pulp Fiction II. I tol...
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