Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Dear Diary,
This was really funny. Everybody keeps saying, at least I thought they were saying Seery? Like a short version of serious, you know.

So anyways, you know, gee, what was I going to say, oh yea, I would say something like I'm going to the East Coast to see some friends and they would say seery? and I would say yea!

Anyways, so I found out that they were saying Suri, the daughter I had with whats-her-name! So I wonder how she's doing anyways? I wonder how old she is? Must be almost seven! Well, I better get down to the Scamatology org and eject some more body thetans.

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