Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Friday, 7 November 2014

Gosh, I guess I'll go to the Scamatology meeting and wear my big medal my BFF Davey gave me. I always like standing by him because he's even shorter than I am!

I had to laugh at myself yesterday. Katie, one of my exes, called and asked if I ever planned to see Suri again. I said "Who?" and then remembered I had a daughter named Suri! Ha Ha! The joke was on me!

Love me,

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