Dear Diary - The motion picture studio wants me to do another Mission Impossible movie. But to be honest, I think that I am getting a bit too old to be jumping out of moving cars and hanging on a wire suspended 87 stories in the air.
I really need to settle down and do a nice movie where I get to sit in an office and just say my lines.
Maybe I can see about playing the part of an accounts receivable clerk.
Right now even my bruises have bruises.
Tom "The Bruise" Cruise