Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 17 August 2013

Dear Diary - I have no idea where all of these rumors are coming from. The latest is that I am dating Heidi Montag. Well nothing could be further from the truth. I am allergic to tattoos for goodness sakes.

I really miss my ex-wife Katie and I still think that one day she will call me up and ask me to get back together with her.

I've dated Julianne Hough, Kristen Stewart, Britney Spears, and Pretzel Garibaldi and none of them measure up to my Katie.

And those John Travolta rumors are most definitely not true.

Tom Cruise




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