Dear Diary - I miss Katie a lot. I had no idea that I would. It's not really a physical thing, it's more of a housework thing. I used to enjoy watching her cook, wash the dishes, sweep the floors, vacuum the carpet, clean the bathrooms, and basically wait hand and foot on me.
For some reason there are just not too many women who are willing to do that nowadays; especially here in Hollywood.
I may just try and see about getting back together with her.