Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Sofa's sofas, sofas,

Get your lovely bouncy sofa. MFI or DFS offered me millions to advertise their sofas in England. You proclaim your love for a person, and then it appears that the advertisers want to jump all over what you did.

Still, it helps to pay for the Scientology, and keeps me in trainers. God, I know that I need them with all of the running around that I am expected to do.

I am playing the part of Roger Bannister in my next film. I see your 4 minute mile, and tell you I could do it in 3, particularly if I was being chased.

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