Dear Diary - George Clooney one of my best friends has just been dumped by his girlfriend Stacy Keibler. And boy do I know how that feels having myself been tossed in the old relationship dumpster by my confused ex-wife Katie Holmes.
I tried to call George up but his answering service says that he is not taking any calls unless it's President Obama.
I decided to try and disguise my voice and try to sound like the president, but the woman who answered caught onto me and told me not to ever try that stupid stunt again.
Oh well. Maybe George will call me.