Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 28 June 2013

Dear Diary - I am getting fed up with my ex-wife Katie Holmes all of a sudden acting like that Chelsea Handler nympho and behaving in a vulgarian manner in public.

I am going to talk to my attorney about taking Suri away from her and having her come live with me.

That way if Katie The Slut wants to act like Jenny McCarthy or Pamela Anderson then more power to the lascivious lush.

Tom Cruise




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