Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Friday, 14 September 2012

Yeah baby! TC is back in CRUISE CONTROL!

While I was a bit gutted my third wife Katie Holmes terminated her contract with me (and Scientology) I am now 'having fun' on 'secret dates' with Cameron Diaz. Whoaaaaa!!!

The only problem about going with a lush cutey like Cameron, you don't want to go out 'fully loaded' so I have to have a quickie in the bathroom before she arrives. And she can always use 'it' as hair gel if she's running short!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 5 multiplied by 4?

4 20 1 5
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more