Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 22 July 2012

My life is busy busy busy. Iceland last week. New York weekend, arriving in London today to start work on my latest film.

Maybe I can make some time to visit the Olympics which start this week. Instead of marrying yet another actress, I could find an athlete for my fourth wife. Some of those gymnasts and beach volleyball girls are gorgeous. If any of them are keen on marrying a movie giant and living legend, and selling all her platform shoes, I'll take her down to the Scientology offices in Tottenham Court Road and get her signed up.




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