Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Yesterday was my 50th birthday, and had a big 'lads night out' with Simon Cowell, Russell Brand, John Travolta and Anderson Cooper.

The wife Katie filed for divorce on friday so the mood was a bit down at first but the boys soon cheered me up, getting me drunk with lots of tequila shots. I don't remember much of what happened after that, but I woke up in my pants around my ankles on a sun-lounger in Simon Cowells mansion ...

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