Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 19 May 2012

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol out of the way. Maybe I can do a comedy next instead of all these serious roles?

The last time I was involved with a comedy was unscripted (and unpaid!) when a 'reporter' asked for a comment and then squirted me with water in Leicester Square in London. I didn't react very well, I had just bought that suit. Perhaps that's why no one casts me for comedy roles, because of my reaction that day.

I can do comedy - just like Tom Hanks. He gets serious roles and comedy roles. He's so lucky. He's the luckiest Tom I know. Even luckier than Tom Selleck - who got to do comedy and kiss Monica in Friends. She's lovely.

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