Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 27 January 2007

Dear Diary

I'M BROKE! after all the cash I spent on my wedding with Katie Holes i mean Holmes we dont have any money we've been eating stuff i found outside a chinse store she thinks it TAKEOUT! Sure I've done movies but do you know how much the MI movies made me all together 100 000$ before tax 20 000$ after I'll have to sell the house maybe i should commit suicide nobody likes me anyway why do Brangelina get more stuff it should have been Mr and Mrs Cruise not Pitt I would have made mint well maybe not I mean if I'm acting in it people will watch if it was Katie she flases any chance she gets am i teh only one to see the poppers in the end of Batman Begins Uh-Oh she's coming she sounds angry

I am tired the little cadet is tired i think he grew a bit so that'll make it half an inch i just measured bigger than last year! i think teh more ...

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