Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 24 February 2006

Dear Diary,

Katy is having the sofa reupholstered and I am having a bad case of withdrawal. I don't know how I 'm going to make it til Thursday, when they bring the sofa back.

I tried jumping on the new wicker outdoor furniture to no avail. Now, its only good for a bonfire. I think I will roast Katy.




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